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fastnet · Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject:

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Stuball · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:02 am Post subject:

I say ban him for that.....

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cybers · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:52 am Post subject:

Why do that when the city has not had a public hanging for a while ...

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sputnik · Single Fish Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 195

at the very least have him stoned.................oh he already is

fastnet · Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject:

It wisnae that bad..................

cybers · Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:11 am Post subject:

I thought about opening a stall at the barras selling Mohammed action figures.

Be great on windy days as the Prophets went through the roof.
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Lone Groover · Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:57 pm Post subject:

The rains came and the village was flooded.

People did their best but eventually had to move upstairs to escape the water. Most took the council's offer of being evacuated to a safe place.

Among those who stayed was the Vicar who felt that come what may, God would surely protect him.

On the the second day the waters rose and a boat was sent round to round up any more evacuees. On seeing the Vicar looking out of his window, they asked if he wanted to jump on board. "No !" He cried " The Lord will keep me safe, help anyone else first ". So they did.

It kept raining and a more powerfull boat was needed to make way through the torrents. The vicar was seen climbing onto his roof and the crew begged him to climb aboard -
" No ! " he shouts back " I will be saved by the Lord, please give your time and help to others.

You won't believe the weather that night. Such a downpour, it was pretty much of Biblical proportions.

A helicopter was despatched in the vain hope of finding any survivors. The vicar was briefly seen clinging to his TV arial, a man descended on a wire to grab him, but the Vicar pushes him away " The Lord will save me" he cries and falls into the water and was swept away, never to be found.

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Later, the Vicar wakes to find himself sitting next to God who welcomes him to heaven.

Seeing he is puzzled, God says " What do you want to ask me my son ?"

The Vicar swallows and says " Why didn't you save me Lord ? "

God slaps him on the head and says " I sent two boats and a fecking helicopter ! "
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cybers · Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:07 pm Post subject:

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Doog Doog · Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject:

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