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cybers Deep fried Mars bar


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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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PAH... Messed that up 
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cybers Deep fried Mars bar


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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Doorstop wrote: | Customs Official : 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official : 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this cnut...
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Nice one but this trumps yours...
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schiehallion Bag of chips

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Doorstop Black Pudding supper


Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 567
Location: Security on the door to the arse-end of Nihilsville
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:30 am Post subject: |
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Conversation goes as follows:
"What can I get my man, the love of my life and father of my children, for his birthday? Something lovely and tasteful which will instantly remind him of me and of our deep and spiritual love for each other? Something that he will want to show off in order to display to all his colleagues what a classy woman he's hitched his star to? ....
...Hmmm?? ...
... I know, I'll get him a scale model of my fud to wear round his neck.
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wee minx Deep fried Mars bar


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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:07 am Post subject: |
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Awww....wee flowers  |
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james73 Moderator


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james73 Moderator


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James H _________________ The blinding obvious is what you showed to me..... |
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Stuball Moderator


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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Demolition City 2!
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dickyhart Bag of chips


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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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good game _________________ Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! |
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wee minx Deep fried Mars bar


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