urbanglasgow.co.uk

Doorstop · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:15 pm Post subject:

Ha ha .. they do a "Value Kit".

That's like the masturbation equivalent of a Galloways Breakfast Pack.

_________________
*If you're not on the list .. you're not gettin' in*

Saltmarketeer · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject:

cybers · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:37 pm Post subject:

wee minx · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:26 pm Post subject:

No harm trying one...just take it as it comes!

Fjord · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:40 am Post subject:

Swivel hips Swayze has just checked out http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8256033.stm
_________________
______________________________________________________
Sex, Drugs & Morton's Rolls

james73 · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:55 am Post subject:

RIP to Teh Swayze.

James H
_________________
The blinding obvious is what you showed to me.....

sputnik · Single Fish Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 195

and keith floyd has supped his last vino.

Doorstop · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:14 am Post subject:

Christ! He was only just on the box last night being shadowed by Keith Allen. I was thinking he wasn't long for this world as he looked as rough as a badgers bum.

_________________
*If you're not on the list .. you're not gettin' in*

wee minx · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:04 am Post subject:

Ah wid!

cybers · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:06 pm Post subject:

Good riddence to Floyd....
Behaved like a melodramatic old queen both times i had the misfortune to run into the arsehole.
First time was in BBC pebblemill replacing a worn door return spring and he went off on one because he had to use another door.
But it got even worse because we all started laughing then he wheeled out that old chestnut
"Do you have any idea who i am"
Not helped by a guy called Kevin Clark from Gateshead replyingwith "Danny La Rue drinking perfume"
well then the security arrived to help the piss artist in the door.

Second time was at the old STV studio's about 2 years apart
Big Kev say's to the man as he got out a chauffered limo...
Alright Danny never recognised you what with you being sober...
Obviously still a sore point with him as he had a swing...
I fell off my ladder laughing and that just made him worse...
"I want them removed from here ... I am not coming in until they are gone rant rave rant"
That wee ginger guy that used to do the weather was trying his hardest to keep a straight face.

_________________
MY FLICKR
"At least on the internet the pages are not all stuck together"