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peter kemp · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:57 pm Post subject: Bad Bob

Bad Bob weighs up the situation

schiehallion · Bag of chips Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 148

What was bad about him? Apart from the troosers?

Doorstop · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject:

They are quite spectacularly soiled aren't they?
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cybers · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:16 am Post subject:

Never mind the pissy troosers...
Anyone daft enough to wear that shirt needs to be able to fight

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peter kemp · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:46 pm Post subject:

Bad Bob was named after the character in the Movie The lives and Times of Judge Roy Bean. The character was a mean nasty Albino cowboy.
Bad Bob desreved the title I think for his hatred of cats. He was a very keen gardener but a trifle short sighted. There must be nothing worse than poking the soil weeding etc and getting cat poo all over your wee green fingers.

This used to cause him to go into wild spasms, ranting and raving.
Years before he went shooting wildfowl. and was quite a callous old bastard. So he got a loan of an air rifle I owned and tried shooting these cats soiling his beloved garden.

However the noise from the rifle was a bit loud and the cats were very wary. So not wishing to attract attention from his cat owning neighbours he resorted to snaring them. When I visited him he would remark that a new kill was now buried under a particular paving slab. Very soon most of the neighbours cats had become the disappeared.
His badness in other directions is another tale.

As for his attirein picture he was in a pub on the way home after a week in the north bagging Munros. hence the appearance.
He was admiring an object that reminded him of his much smaller testicles wishing his were as large.

Once in Knoydart he was so taken by a well hung bull in a field wooing a cow that he got near to take a photograph just as an astonished farmer drove past in a landy.

Bad Bob still is around and in his late eighties. He frequents a place in Maryhill called Framptons. Say no more if you canny get a lumber there you might as well pack life in.

peter kemp · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:07 pm Post subject:

Bad Bob with severe case of the "Horn"

peter kemp · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:08 pm Post subject:

Bad bob Morris dancing and whistling Dixie as he tries to keep warm at campsite near Ben Alder

peter kemp · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject:

BB pisht inDrovers Inn and the cheek to call Duncan the bartender a poofter.

peter kemp · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:10 pm Post subject:

BB crossing river and trying not to crush his nuts or get splinters.

peter kemp · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:12 pm Post subject:

BB conquers his last Munro on Skye with bottle of Talisker